Hrm...

[Nocturnus]

:: Licks you. Twice. ::

[Mungo-licious]

:: Licks you. Twice. ::
I pity thee. I have yet to shower today. Whatever floats your boat.

[sativ]

*raises an eyebrow*
*considers adding "kill nocturnus" on his to-do list.*

[Nocturnus]

:: Licks sativ. Twice. ::

[sativ]

*checks the list.*
"centurion nocturnus... level 13...... he'll most probably die before he'll have his next dk..."

[Syrius]

::Licks sativ. Thrice.::

::Licks nocturnus. Twice.::

::Vomits. Once.::

[sativ]

*checks the list.*
*adds "no need to kill syrius" on his to-do list.*

[Nocturnus]

:: licks Syrius. Twice. Then once more. ::

:: licks sativ. Again. ::

[sativ]

(sativs to-do list:)
kill nocturnus: done.

[Nocturnus]

:: Licks sativ. Thrice. ::

You can strike me down, but I will only return stronger! :p :twisted: :lol:

[sativ]

go ahead. i'm always in for a good battle. but in the end you won't win against laila and me. ;)

[Nocturnus]

Level 4 asleep in Romar. Feel free to attack me. :: licks sativ and prepares to lick laila ::

[sativ]

ah well... see you around. ^^
i don't feel the need of attacking you now...

[Nocturnus]

:: licks sativ ::

Is that FEAR I taste? Or do you need to wash?
:P

[Syrius]

::sniffs the air::

Hmm, maybe the latter?

[sativ]

::licks nocturnus.::
you never know.

*goes to take a shower. :lol: *


..are you challenging me? :twisted:

[Nocturnus]

Challenge? Nah. Not the violent type. I'm a licker, not a fighter.

:: licks sativ once they return from the shower ::

Much better. :lol:

[sativ]

i see. so no challenge.
*sits down and reads a book. the cover says "dragonhunting for dummies"*

[Ragnarok]

:: Licks you. Twice. ::
:: Gives Nocturnus an odd look and licks himself ::

"Hm...tastes like I need a shower as well."

[Kroz]

*Licks self* I taste good!

:: Starts to lick Nocturnas until he quits licking other people ::

[Nocturnus]

:: licks Kroz back ::

[Ragnarok]

:: Licks Nocturnus, then goes to take a shower ::

[Kroz]

:: Continues to Lick Nocturnus ::

No one beats me in a licking contest...I'm from Jersey!!

[sativ]

*laughs at these licking fellows.*
*recognizes a tongue moving towards him*

[Ragnarok]

:: Licks sativ. ::

:twisted:

[sativ]

:: starts running. to reach ragnaroks level. ::

:twisted:

[Ragnarok]

:: Runs away from sativ. ::

:-P

[Nocturnus]

:: grabs Ragnarok, then sativ as he approaches ::

Hello! Did you miss me?

:: licks them both simultaniously ::

[Syrius]

::Runs for a bucket::

[sativ]

::smirks::
ragnarok... i've reached your level... ^^

[Ragnarok]

:: Struggles away from Nocturnus and turns to face sativ. ::

Whatchu got? :-P

[sativ]

::sighs::
nothing. you're always dead when i search for you. :roll:

[Nocturnus]

:: licks sativ ::

I've been finding of late that I've not been attacked too often. Amazing but true. Maybe my lick-fu is stronger than everyone elses. :lol:

[sativ]

should i attack you more often? :lol:
::licks nocturnus. twice.::

[Ragnarok]

Heh, sorry. I'll search for you too. ;-)

:: Licks Nocturnus and sativ. Twice. ::

[Nocturnus]

No no no... No need to attack me... I'm a pacifist!

:: licks Ragnarok. Thrice. Then sativ. Once. ::

[sativ]

a pacifist! in that case there's no need of attacking you...

::licks nocturnus::

[Nocturnus]

If only everyone else had the same attitude...

:: sighs and licks sativ. twice. ::

[Shandra]

::looks on and chuckles::

[Nocturnus]

:: licks Shañita ::

:: licks again ::

:: and again ::

:: and some more ::

:: little to the left ::

:: lot to the right ::

:: grins and scurries off ::

[sativ]

*gazes at shandra*
the "dedicated moderator"... used to kill me.
::licks shandra. twice.::
::runs for cover::

[Ragnarok]

:: licks Ragnarok. Thrice. Then sativ. Once. ::
Yuck.

:: Licks Nocturnus. Once. ::

[Nocturnus]

:: licks Ragnarok. Once. Then again, for the heck of it. ::

[Kroz]

::looks at sandra and quickly licks her then turns and starts licking Nocturnus, er...um...5ice.::

[Kroz]

::looks at sandra and quickly licks her then turns and starts licking Nocturnus, er...um...5ice.::

[sativ]

::licks kroz twice for double posting::

[Nocturnus]

:: double-licks Kroz for the double post::

:: licks sativ ::

[Nocturnus]

:: licks Vitalla ::

:: thinks that 157 HP is no substitute for armor better than his t-shirt! ::

While you were in Romar, Farmgirl Vitalla initiated an attack on you with her Shovel, and defeated you!

You noticed she had an initial hp of 37 and just before you died she had 18 remaining.

[sativ]

:: licks nocturnus and vitalla ::
:: thinks you might want to call this a random number generator win ::
:: also suggests buying a better armor. ^^ ::

[Nocturnus]

:: licks sativ ::
:: shrugs ::
:: keeps his t-shirt ::

[sativ]

:: licks his mithril claws::

[Eris]

::Feels the licked area::
"So, did I taste like pudding? 'Cause I think I taste like pudding!!"
*Waves hands in the air*
:shock: "PuDingggingborkingChockoFOOM!" :shock:
(Summons forth a hail of uncooked tapioca inside the Inn)
"Oh, goodness! That's not right!"

[Nocturnus]

:: licks Eris ::

Mmmmm... pudding...

:: licks Eris again ::

[lostsoul]

::is very confused::

[Eris]

::squirms and giggles::
My puddingness is inborn!

[sativ]

::lunges at nocturnus from behind and licks him. twice. just like in the good old times::

[Eris]

Awww, that's so romantic...
::bursts into laughter::

[sativ]

::licks Eris and wishes Terron was still here so he could open his cage and see Eris run for cover::

[Eris]

::looks at Sativ wistfully::
Not~~TWICE?

[lostsoul]

::watches with a curious eye::

[sativ]

::Licks Eris twice, Nocturnus style.::

[Nocturnus]

:: grabs lostsoul, Eris, and Sativ, grouping them all together ::

:: licks the trio with a broad licking technique ::

:: releases them, and licks Sativ. Thrice ::

:: pouncelicks Eris. Once ::

Mmmmm... pudding!

:: runs over to lostsoul and licks them. Once. Then once more, for the fun of it ::

:: giggles ::

[lostsoul]

::grabs nocturnus' tongue and places a very large supply of pepper juice on it:: :twisted:

[Nocturnus]

MMmmmm... tastes like fire!

:: licks lostsoul with a very warm tongue. Twice. ::

[sativ]

::watches lostsoul burning.::

[Nocturnus]

:: licks sativ ::

[Eris]

::grabs Sativ by the head and lick him. thrice.::
"A~HA!"
:P

[lostsoul]

::wipes off the area he was licked::

i should have put something worse on it

[sativ]

::hides in the shadows to plan his revenge on Eris::

[lostsoul]

::licks eris face from bottom to top with a lot of slobber:: :lol:

[Nocturnus]

:: licks lostsoul as he's licking Eris ::

Looks like you're getting the hang of it! :lol:

[lostsoul]

::licks nocturnus in the same fashion::

[Eris]

::licks lostsoul's face in a swirly motion, making sure that no feature is left unslobbered::
:lol:
::she then searches for Sativ, while building up more lick juices...::
:oops:

[sativ]

::Eris has encountered Slobbering sativ which lunges at her with A large tongue!::

[Eris]

::Eris repostes for spittle flecked, multi angle swipy-lick damage!!::

[sativ]

::Eris hits sativ for 6712 points of slobbering madness!::

[Eris]

::bats her eyelashes::
Is there any other kind of madness?

::blinks, feeling as if she has caused a weird temporal disturbance::

[sativ]

::seems a little distracted::
kind of... what...?

::blinks::
wair a minute... you just said that, didn't you? well... somehow i was sure you hadn't... must have been some kind of temporal disturbance.

some other kind of madness? of course there is! there's madness everywhere!

[Eris]

::Uses magic to grow a big, honkin tongue and licks Sativ, lostsoul, Nocturnus, and JCP, sitting across the bar! TWICE!!::

[lostsoul]

::wipes of the lick and pours a bucket of water over eris:: :twisted:

[Eris]

::looks over at lostsoul with shining eyes::
Thanks! I was running out of spit!
::commences wringing water into her mouth from her tunic sleeve::

[lostsoul]

::thinks what he did was a bad thing... licks her again::

[Eris]

::gets a running start and attempts a triple-gainer flying twisty-lick!!!!::
"Ow!" :cry:
::Sprains her ankle in the process...::

[lostsoul]

::places his hands on her anckle and chants a healing spell::

[Eris]

::licks him. Twice::
8)

[lostsoul]

::licks her back.. thrice::

[Eris]

:oops:

[lostsoul]

::grins:: :P

[Eris]

I do so enjoy chaosfests~ & I think a lick-a-thon counts!

[lostsoul]

::puts a pie in eris' face..:: :D

so do i..

[Eris]

::licks the pie goop. Twice.:: :lol:

[lostsoul]

::laughs::

[Nocturnus]

:: licks the chaotic forumites. Twice, each. And licks Eris, Sativ, and lostsould thrice more. ::

:: grins, then licks self. Once ::

My "native" D&D alignment is somewhere on the line between neutral and chaotic, as well as the line between neutral and evil... Tends to manifest as chaotic neutral or neutral evil more often than not.

:: licks a pie ::

Mmmmm... pie! (http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm)

:: licks pie goop off Eris' face ::

[sativ]

::faces Nocturnus and shouts::
PIIIEEEE!!!!

[Nightwind]

::walks in wering a brittish bobby costume.

Alright, alright, this is getting far to silly.

[lostsoul]

::throws a pie at nightwind::

and your point... HAHAHA :lol:

[Eris]

::wonders where that pie flying toward lostsoul came from...::

Oh, yeah! I threw it!!
:twisted:

[lostsoul]

::has a blank look on his face as the pie hits::

[Eris]

::licks lostsoul's piegoop. twice. Then licks lostsoul's left kneecap, nocturnus' right third toe, nightwind's bobby hat, and sativ, in general. Twenty-three times. ::
:twisted:

[lostsoul]

::carries that same blank look::

::splats eris with another pie::

[Eris]

::dexterously catches the pie.... with her head.::
Mrflghpg!

[lostsoul]

::laughs:: :lol:

[Eris]

::spins wildly, attempting to fling big dollops of pie goop on everyone!!::
:oops:
::succeeds in getting dizzy, and a bit queasy::
:shock:
::also succeeds in flinging stuff, and hopes it's pie goop..::

[lostsoul]

::falls over laughing::

[Eris]

::looks shocked and grabs a passed out gnome nearby, upending him & swirling him around like a mop to succeed in smearing pie goop(as that's what it truly was) all over the floor and his head::

[Nocturnus]

:: licks the gnome ::

:: licks officer nightwind ::

:: licks Eris. Twice. ::

:: licks everyone else. Once. ::

[Eris]

All right, I know when I'm licked...
::licks Nocturnus. twice::
And now you do, too!

[Nocturnus]

:: licks the licking licker ::

[Nightwind]

*grabs the tongue trying to lick him and holds it* anybody want a sandwitch, tounge on rye?

[Eris]

I thought that you had a rye tongue, or at least that's whats been said...

[lostsoul]

how we make a stew and not a sandwhich

[Nightwind]

*uses the tongue of Nocturnus to make squire sandwitch*

*looks at the others*

Eris, mayhap a giant tonguebeast to make into a stew?

[Eris]

::waves hands manically::
FrengaGrooshaVenaCoolaTROSHA!
::looks at a giant animate tongue named Stu::
:shock:
I just CAN'T believe that worked.....
::watches Stu explode, scattering tongue bits everywhere::
:P
Now, THAT'S more like it!

[Nightwind]

*shrugs* not what I expected... named.. alive... erm... but big enough...

*uses the tongue sandwitch to collect bits of exploded Stu tongue into the pot*

now to just let stu stew

[Eris]

::licks Stu bits. Twice::

[Nightwind]

atleast you didn't touch the liver...

otherwise my liver wouldn't be sterrile anymore..

[Eris]

::grabs a big chunk 'o' Stu tongue & licks Nightwind with it. On the Liver. Twice.::
BuwahahahahaHA!

[Nightwind]

great, just great... now I'm nolonger sterrile...

and we're all out of <insert warring trible race here>

[Eris]

TRIBBLES? WHERE??
:shock:
::tries to hide behind a very small hanging plant::
OhgodIknowthey'regonnagetmeohnoohpleasehelpno..
::snaps out of it::
So, you were saying?

[Nightwind]

knew it, knew it, your part Klingon arn't you?

no wonder you love shakespier

[Eris]

The big question is, Which part?
:oops:

[Nightwind]

*borrows a 40 foot dragonpole*

*pokes the question a few times then runs*

[Eris]

::Almost cracks a rib whils't rolling on the tavern floor, laughing::

[lostsoul]

::laughs::

[Eris]

::wipes a tear from her eye, and almost licks lostsoul twice, but slips on a chunk 'o' Stu::
Eeep!

[Nightwind]

*descides that it's a far far better thing for stu to do then stew, and pours the stu stew onto a long plastic sheet and set out a sign*

::slip and stew 5 gems::

*tries to charge for the previous slip anyway*

[Eris]

Sorry, I left my gems in my other tunic...Yeah...
:roll:

[onedarkdemon1]

selling everlasting stew for 50 gems per bottle
:never runs out:

[Nightwind]

concidering that stu is still growing, the stew never will run out

[Eris]

Yeah...
Unfortunately, it appears that Stu is moving again, too...
:shock:
NO! Down, Stu!
:x
::Chases the errant tongue around the Inn, trying to swat it with a rolled-up foolscap::
Go on the paper!! BAD TONGUE!!

[lostsoul]

::shakes his head and laughs::

[Eris]

::Shrugs::
~~Once again, my out of control tongue has caused mischeif.
:shock:
~~Wait, I, Ummm, didn't say that...
:lol:

[lostsoul]

::laughs::

yes you did, eris

[Eris]

::Smacks Stu with the parchment::
Now look what you've done. Going around and, Um, possessing people! Yeah! Possesing them, and, er, making them say foolish things! Uh huh, yeah! Bad Stu!
~Whoa, Stu! down...Don't take it like that...Down...DOWN....
::crash::

[lostsoul]

::laughs at the tongue lashing::

[Eris]

::grabs a two tined fork from a nearby table and pierces her tongue. The giant, animated one. Twice. This seems to enrage Stu.::
C'mon, stu, it's fashionable!!

:|

::flees the forked tongue::

[lostsoul]

::laughs::

that is one twisted tongue

[Eris]

That's IT! Brilliant!
::casts a spell to trip up Stu::
~Rubberbabybuggybumpers~
::watches as, unable to keep from twisting, Stu falls::
That's got him licked!

[lostsoul]

::laughs::

[Eris]

That's got him licked!

::twice!::

[lostsoul]

::laughs::

[Eris]

::grabs Stu by his little Tongue-y feet and swings him around the room, licking Absolutely Everyone. Twice::

[lostsoul]

:gets smacked with the flying tongue::

[Eris]

::finishes the room-wide lick with a spin, then falls on Stu, thereby licking herself. Twice.::

[lostsoul]

::laughs::

[Eris]

::drops a giant chunk of salt on Stu::
~There, That'll teach ya!

[onedarkdemon1]

takes a giant chunck of salt from eris
:gets a giant glass of water so he can make an ocean with his magic salt and water:

[Nocturnus]

:: licks the trio ::

:: licks the longest thread in this forum - this one! ::

:: licks randomly ::

:: licks the next poster. Thrice. ::

[Acemaster]

:is licked. Thrice.

:licks some gelato. Quadrice.

[lostsoul]

::licks all who are about... ::

[Nocturnus]

:: licks lostsoul to return the lick he was given ::

:: licks the poster below the next. Twice. ::

[Eris]

::Is sad she isn't the next poster, but licks them as well. Twice.::

[Tarquinn]

::appears to be the poster-below-the-next and blinks at being licked. Adds some caramel sauce. "Ok. Now, I'm lickable."::

[Acemaster]

:licks the caramel off Tarquinn. Twice.

[Tarquinn]

:: Licks acemaster in return, then Lostsoul for luck::

[lostsoul]

::licks everything and everyone.. then licks himself for luck::

[Furion]

:refrains from licking or being licked with a slighly bemused, slightly pained expression on his face

: of course, as in real life, Furion is never too alert of those sneaking up behind him, and counts on his many friends to watch his back

[Waugh]

:: licks a lick ::

[Marcus]

::Connects himself to a battery of Spark Plugs and dares anyone to lick him::

[lostsoul]

::licks marcus, furion, tarquinn, acemaster::

how do you lick a lick?

[Sichae-Saracen]

::wanders in, to join in the fun of licking... but seeing as this particular person does not wish to be licked, this character exits...::

Honestly... :P

[lostsoul]

::licks Sichae on the way out::

[Furion]

:asks if Sichae wants to join him in a little "revenge" on lostsoul :twisted:

[Sichae-Saracen]

:asks if Sichae wants to join him in a little "revenge" on lostsoul :twisted:

Why yes... that would be lovely... although, the next time I see him in the fields, he shall fall under my blade...

[Nocturnus]

:: licks Sichae ::

:: licks Sichae's blade ::

Sharp!

:: places Furion and lostsoul together, and licks them both ::

[Knuckles]

::blinks as he walks in:: meow see here... whats this all about?

[Acemaster]

:licks Knuckles.

That.

[Knuckles]

::laughs:: well... if you want to lick my matted fur... go right ahead... saves me from fur balls...

[ChattyTrog]

I'm suddenly becoming very, very germaphobic.

[Knuckles]

notes its hard to find a good shampoo in midevial times

[Waugh]

Ah, why licking someone about to lick, of course.

[lostsoul]

::licks chattytrog and sichae and nocturnus::

[Waugh]

http://www.mike250.com/images/images/lick1.jpg

[Marcus]

::Coats himself in tabasco sauce::

+5 Protection vs Licking, and Retrubutive Strike against the tongues of lickers! One hecueva deal!

[Furion]

:compliments Marcus on his brilliant (Brilliant!!) idea, then does the same, and adds super-duper-flaming-fire-sauce of DOOM, then disconnects all hoses and confiscates all water guns for additional protection. In fact, he even uses the confiscated water guns on Acemaster, Waugh, and the others to further his already formidable protection. Of course, water guns are no match for the ever-pouncing/tackling Knuckles...

[lostsoul]

::licks marcus and furion::

i love hot sauce

[Furion]

:laughs as lostsoul's tongue catches fire, then drenches him with the water gun to "save" him :D

[Nocturnus]

:: Licks the hot sauce ::

I love the stuff as well! :lol:

[Tarquinn]

::shakes head and looks at Furion and Marcus::

You know better than that! After all those HotSauce Tacos you'd be surprised the resistance built up. :lol:

[Furion]

:personally was banking on the confiscated water guns for protection, along with the high-powered hoses. :D

[lostsoul]

::licks quinn::

[Tarquinn]

::licks Lost::

[lostsoul]

::licks quinn again::

[Tarquinn]

::stands there tapping her foot::

[lostsoul]

::licks quinn and grins::

[Marcus]

::walks back in, this time armed with a donut box containing ONE DOZEN STARVING CRAZED WEASELS that have been specially trained to seek out, bite and latch on to tongues that appear outside of their owners' mouths

[Furion]

:disappears for a second, and a second later reappears with his tranquilizer in tow, ready for action.

Pardon me, his automatic tranquilizer.

[Acemaster]

:sends Marcus back to Albuquerque.

[Marcus]

::ties Acemaster to a wall and sticks a funnel in his mouth and force-feeds him sauerkraut::

[Furion]

From Albuquerque, of course. :D

Furion takes his tranquilized weasels and goes to see Crazy Audrey... :wink: :P 8)

[Tarquinn]

::stands there with a starved weasel handing from her tongue:: "Marwus...swot dis out naw!!!

[YurianStonebow]

:gently removes the weasel from Tarquinn's tongue, so as not to draw blood or cause pain, casts a heal spell on Tarquinn, then conjures an all-day lollipop for her.

I've heard of tongue-in-cheek situations, but this is getting nuts... :wink:

[lostsoul]

::goes about eating the tongue biting weasels::

[Acemaster]

:licks all the apple fritters and bear claws that don't exist.

[Furion]

:apologizes to all for the weasels he missed.

"Sorry about that. Don't worry, these weasels are going to be in good baskets... I mean, hands." :D

[Sichae-Saracen]

You must be joking...

If anyone licks me, ye shall have your tongue rended. :)

[Furion]

:powns Sichae in reply, thinking licking a bad idea :)

[Headless]

Headless feels the presence of abundant licking, but feels quite safe, since his is garbed from shoulders to toe in impenetrable armor.

[Furion]

:seeing Headless' confidence, happily goes about devising another diabolical plan. He sprays the inside of his wyvern's (bestial cousin of the dragon, don't ya know) mouth down with fire sauce, and prepares to see how well a good suit of armor can conduct heat....

[lostsoul]

::licks sichae::

i be the fearless lostsoul

[Headless]

Headless turns to face... if such a word can be used... the wyvern and sits dumbly as it steps menacingly toward his helpless body and old leather tunic.

[Knuckles]

:hops on tiamats shoulders and vaults to the rafter: ahh.. thats better

[sativ]

hmmh... new victims to lick...

::licks Tarquinn, Knuckles, Headless, Marcus, Furion and his fellow staff member Acemaster in one strike. Surprised?::

[Furion]

:quickly drenches the Dwarf-Loving Elfblood Overlord :D

[Marcus]

::Dons a false beard and acts short in an attempt to protect himself from the DL Overlord::

[sativ]

::sighs.::
a Dwarf Loving Elfblood Underlord...

::misses his former title::

[Acemaster]

:grabs the false beard and lets go, watching it recoil with amazing speed.

[jaydude]

What is up with all this tonguey stuff? *Prepares adze*

[Headless]

Using his woodsman's axe to get himself a handy tounge, Headless procedes to lick jaydude, Acemaster, Marcus, Sativ, and Furion with the amazing agility only a tounge grasped by a hand could have.

[Furion]

:decides people must like getting drenched, and trades in his water guns for a flamethrower.

"Hey, at least this way, if they like it, they won't be able to come back for more, right?" :D

[Marcus]

::Goes whizzing through the air after his beard snaps back, flying overhead with a melancholy expression on his face::

[Headless]

As Marcus goes sailing through the air, his melancholily expressioned face would be greeted by Headless, tounge in fist, ready to give a midair, high speed lickin'.

[Nocturnus]

:: licks everyone who kept his thread alive while he was away for a few months ::

:: gives sichae a special lick ::

:: licks quinn :: Huwwo there!

:: licks himself ::

:: licks the next three posters in round robin order, thrice ::

[Syrius]

Ew, slobber!

[Furion]

:thinks Syrius just likes being licked. :D

[SonOfRamius]

BAH! Lick-age.

::Licks the second-to-next poster. Twice.

[Qinlongfei]

Nocturnus just reminds me of one certain pokemon... Actually more then one kind.(shivers)

[JackZackson]

:wanders in 'bridge fresh': So is this some sort of taste test to find the most eddible?

:grabs knife and fork:

[Nocturnus]

:: licks his new title ::

I'm a knight! :D

:: licks the other posters a few times, for the fun of it ::

:: licks the next poster, thrice, then the one after them, twice ::

:: licks Elessa, wherever she is ::

[Darcia]

: walks around in the thread wearing a rain suit, zip-lock tight.. avoiding all lickings

/me congratulates Nocturnus on his knighthood

[Qinlongfei]

Maybe we should consider wearing some stuff that's conducted with electricity...

[Perrin]

chuckles
"Hehehe who said I dint have a shock stick in my pocket?"

[Eris]

::wanders around confused::
I know I was supposed to do someth~
Oh, yeah! That's Right!
::gives Nocturnus a 23~skidoo double sluppie across the head and back lick. Twice.::

[Minas]

:: Minas walks around with a nice and sharp knife::

Anyone who licks me will have to wave bye bye to his nice and little tongue!

:twisted:

[Furion]

:warns young Minas against violent roleplay before he/she can even get started.

[Eris]

::licks lostsoul, wherever he may be::
A~one...
A~two~HOO...
A~Three.
**CRUNCH!**:shock:
::Wonders where that owl, turtle, and little kid came from...::

[Perrin]

:Quickly jumps out of the trees infront of Eris and slaps the owl on the head with a kindu stick jumping back in the trees mumbling:

"That is for not leting me get to four you furry rodent with a vision problem!"

*Is that good?...sorry this may be annoying but I don't want to get banned and need to keep my rep of being slightly mean and crul to the world even if I cant express it entirely*

[Minas]

:warns young Minas against violent roleplay before he/she can even get started.

Sorry I will read the rules a little bit better next time.

<<

>>

(quietly gives a lick to Furion)

Hehe :twisted:

[Perrin]

*laughs at Minas* Hahah there only telling you it because i'm here and I cause so much pain and angst to people....and I may be on the brink of getting banned.

[Eris]

::Rides around in circles on an oversized Albino Okapi, giving Furion a spinning white okapi lick. Twice.::

[ZMoney]

::Calls a park ranger Bob. Twice.::

::Is confused as Bob licks the okapi. Once.::

:Is still more confused when Bob takes Eris to a wildlife preserve. Thrice.::

[Perrin]

.:Screams looking around wondering why people keep licking each other:. "Are they bathing each other or picking the flakes of dandruf in there hair? Mumm...dandruf."

[Nocturnus]

:: licks Darcia's rainsuit ::

:: licks Erin, thrice ::

:: cuts off his tongue, uses it to lick Minas a few times, then regenerates a new one as the severed one turns to dust and blows away ::

:: licks Furion a few times ::

:: puts Eris, Furion and Perrin together, and licks all three with some broad strokes from his new tongue ::

:: licks ZMoney, once ::

:: licks self, a few times to groom ::

[lostsoul]

*lickity splits and licks all those abound*

[Perrin]

.:Grins:. Yay I'm being bathed!

[ZMoney]

::Gets licked. Once.::

::Buys the licker a treat and a chew toy. Also once.::

::Disinfects self. Multiple times.::

[Milkboy31]

::licks Zmoney... once::

What? Why's everyone staring at me?

Oh... I didn't know others were licking people here.... :wink:

[ZMoney]

::wipes the spittle off with Milkboy's frilly collar::

If you're doing this for shock value, I assure you I feel neither valued nor shocked.

[Perrin]

.:laughs and sits there still slightly damp from the lick as he looks around and runs outside to hook up a fire hose, comes back in after some time and begins to spray everyone with force throwing them all into the wall soaking them screaming:. I'm the greatest licker of them all and I don't even use my tounge!"

[Furion]

:frowns, turns off the hose, and suggests next time Perrin use a lighter setting.

"Throwing others against the wall? Come on man, you know better than this. Ugh."

[Perrin]

.:chuckles to himself:. Now now I dint throw you in the wall I just...well got you all alittle wet thats all hahaha...now if anyone licks me again I will have to bring out the heavy guns...SUPER SOAKERS!!!!

[Escaflowne]

:gives ZMoney a flower

[ZMoney]

::eats the pretty, multicolored flower::

::licks Milkboy... once::

::licks Furion... also once::

::staggers back, mildly grossed out::

:shock: That's the last time I take candy from strangers. :?

[Escaflowne]

:licks Furion... twice

:staggers back from the already damp spot on Furion's shirt, whiping at his tongue

That's the last time I lick an already licked person! :oops:

[JackZackson]

:looks around carefully:

Is the coast clear?

[Perrin]

.:snickers as he shoots JackZackson in the face with a pea shooter looking squirt gun and runs off:. :twisted:

[Furion]

:is amazed at all the licks that a non-participating person can get :D

:puts on a shirt that says, "Lick Me, I'm Polish" :D

[JackZackson]

:shakes his head spraying water everywhere:

Mmmm refreshing

[Syrius]

::licks everyone and marks a taste score out of 10 for everyone::

[Fritz]

:is amazed at all the licks that a non-participating person can get :D

:puts on a shirt that says, "Lick Me, I'm Polish" :D

I knew he was Polish!!!