BEER $1 - WINE $2 - SPIRITS $3 - COCTAILS $4

[Syrius]

Come and have a drink with me at my new bar, surprisingly titled "Syrius's Bar"

Syrius means 'brightest star in the night sky' so what better place to get wasted.

:mrgreen:

Syrius stands behind the bar, which is hidden in a corner of the Boar's Head Inn, shes idly throwing torn off pieces of a paper napkin into a nearby bin (most pieces flutter to the floor), she sees you approach and stares at you, you realise that she wants you to order a drink

Do you:
- Buy a drink
- Steal her money and run

[Crim]

Walks into Syrius' Bar, and orders spirits. After scanning the room, finds the least well lit table. Sitting down, starts to sip his spirits and ponder on his next adventure.

[The Lady Dannon]

Giggles & walks up to the bar.
Shesteals Syrius' drinks & money then runs.

[Mungo-licious]

sticks out his leg to trip Dannon as she runs out.
That's not very nice to steal from a small business such as this. If you want a victomless crime, you need to steal from a large corporation, or the government! :D

Should the NSA or the IRS be listening,
Disclaimer: I do not support the defrauding or stealing from any body, comercial or federal. :wink:

[Mitsuko]

Buys spirits and places her money on the counter.
Sits on a barstool, back against the bar counter, and surveys the bar and she sips her drink.

[Crim]

Notices the shockingly beautiful woman sitting with her back against the bar, but tries not to be obvious about his attraction. Walks over to the Bard Deimos and requests a lovely tune to lighten the mood. Asks the young Lady Mitsuko to dance ^.^

[Syrius]

Syrius hands Crim his spirits in a surprisingly clean glass and watches him walk to the table and sit down without spilling a single drop.

She then giggles at The Lady Dannon, who has stolen some monopoly money and bottled water, and hands Mungo-licious a free beer for his support.

After taking Mitsuko's money from the bar and throwing it in the general direction of the till, she releases some special elven love gas toward Crim and Mitsuko...

[Mitsuko]

Grins lightly and accepts the dance invitation.
Sets her empty glass on the counter and stands.

[Syrius]

Syrius carefully walks over to Mitsukos table, avoiding the broken glass and spit on the floor (near Cedrics side) and takes the empty glass, placing it on her tray.

She takes the tray back to the bar and refills it for Mitsuko, swaying to Deimos' music and touched by the dance about to take place, she places the fresh drink back on the table and leans against the wall to watch.

[Crim]

Noticing the Beautiful Syrius watching, as the song finishes Mitsuko sits. Deimos changes to a lighter, faster tune. Sweeping Syrius from her feet, Crim winks at Mungo and glides to the middle of the room. Not realizing Syrius' trick, somehow Crim now held Mungo in his arms and the dear Syrius is sitting with Mitsuko, both giggling... Mitsuko giggling perhaps a little too much @.@

[Mitsuko]

(Crim, not to be mean, but try not to do so much char-control next time. One of the most annoying things in RPing is when someone else controls your character. I don't think you meant to be annoying though. Just, watch out for it from now on. ^.^ K?)

Says "Thank you." to Syrius for refilling her glass as she sits.
Quickly tips the glass's bottom to the air, drinking the contents in a swig that she later regrets...
With a deep breath, she places the glass down and runs a hand through her purple hair, tucking some of it behind her pointed elven ear.

[Syrius]

Syrius sits at a little fold up table behind her bar and draws little pictures on the surface, she looks critically at her surroundings and you see that she is planning some renovations.

[Crim]

Helps sweep up Cedrik's broken glass and leaves.
(Sorry, I didn't mean to offend anyone by my comments.)

[Syrius]

Syrius smiles and thanks Crim for helping clean up, she pours him a free refill and asks for the next dance
(when he returns, of course).

[Asylum]

Walks into the bar and watches the dancers...Raises eyebrow questioningly but dismisses all thoughts of ill intent when eyes light upon an untouched keg of beer


(To keg) I have big plans for you my tubby friend. (To people present) Does anyone know if whiskey has been invented yet?..I brought my own tumbler :o

[Syrius]

Syrius turns to Asylum and gives him a tap for the keg, and some whiskey for the tumbler.

She looks around and notes that business has been slow since the dancing stopped...

"I wonder where Crim has got to?" she muses.

[Crim]

After adventuring in the forest, Crim decides to clean up and return to Syrius' for some wine.

Walking in, he notices no one is dancing and decides to take up a stool at the bar.

After ordering some wine from lovely Syrius, Crim tips his head towards Deimos and enjoys the music.

[Syrius]

Syrius looks at Crim and wonders why he is clean...

She hands him a glass of wine and demands the next dance.

[Crim]

Crim finishes his wine and places his cloak on a hook near the door.

Smiling from ear to ear, he takes Syrius' hand and leads her out to the dance floor.

[Syrius]

Syrius stares in astonishment.... "This is a dancefloor? I thought it was a table without legs...Well, this place is classier than I thought!"

She walks onto the dancefloor/table (?) and tries to dance but you wonder if she is having a fit...

She looks around again and notices that they have scared away all the other customers...hmmm.

[mysticii]

tip toe's behind the bar when no one is looking and steals a bottle of JD and casually walks to a dark corner to enjoy her soon to be hang over :twisted:

[Mitsuko]

Mitsuko gingerly sips her drink, her eyes staring out at oblivion in wonderment. Her eyes slowly stray to Crim and Syrius as they dance, a small grin playing across her lips. A small sigh escapes her before she lightly hums along with the melody, her gaze having wondering to the liquid in her glass.

[Asylum]

Absently spins tap around in hand while opening whiskey bottle with his teeth

OooooOOOOOoooh, Whiskey.

Watches dancers with a twinkle in his eyes, the memories of his younger years playing themselves out behind his veiled thoughts. He looks over at Mitsuko and gives her a lopsided ironic grin

[Mitsuko]

She catches only a small glimpse of Asylum's grin, a small chuckle emitting from her. She sets her glass her down and with a roguish grin, stands and walks over to Asylum. She bows formally and places her hand forth to him.

"May I have this dance, sir?"

[Syrius]

Syrius stops dancing and runs behind the bar to grab a bottle of Vodka.
She gulps half of the bottle as if it were water, then with a sigh wipes the
remnants from her mouth. Looking about the room, her face lights up suddenly and she takes a deep breath...
"FREE DRINKS!! RARE OFFER MAIDENS AND LORDS, HURRY NOW AND GET YOUR ORDER IN QUICK. ONCE AGAIN - FREE DRINKS FOR YE"
She breaths out again and grins goofily, standing behing the bar with her feet shoulder-width apart and her hands on her hips.
She then holds up a bottle of the best dwarven whiskey availiable (made by the wonderous Merrick) and pours out 10 glasses, placing the glasses on a tray, she wanders around the room, the glasses randomly placed on tables, as proof that they are free.

[Mitsuko]

(I have a question about Roleplaying in the forums. Is it discouraged to roleplay in more than one area, or is it best to stay to one area at a time for more realism? Just wondered...Ex. Me posting here as Mitsuko..and then posting in JCP's topic as Mitsuko as well. Two Mitsukos, ah the world is doomed!)

Upon noticing Syrius' generousity, she doesn't hesitate to snatch two of them, giving one to Asylum, before she sits and drinks, waiting for whether he'll accept her invitation or not.

[Asylum]

Accepts the drink with a glowing smile

Last time anyone gave me a drink it had poison in it...(I'm not kidding, it was VERY unpleasant)

Takes a small gulp of the firey liquid and walks over to where Mitsuko is sitting.

'Twould be my honour, beautiful one. Shall we go?

Smiles and winks merrily

[Mitsuko]

She grins back and him and sets her cup down before standing. With a formal bow, she takes his hand and proceeds to dance with him.

[Mitsuko]

After a few more minutes of dancing, she takes one last chug of spirits before throwing her cloak back about her.

"Well," she starts. "'Tis been fun, my friends, but I must travel on. There's no rest for the wicked, and thus neither for the righteous..Though, which category I fall under, I've yet to figure out..." She stares off into space, as if contemplating this revelation, before snapping out of it. She raises her hand and with an "Adieu!", she leaves the bar.

[Ragnarok]

Ragnarok enters the bar, giving Mitsuko a radiant smile as she leaves. He walks by Crim and Syrius, who appear to be having an epileptic fit, though he thinks they're dancing. He walks up to the bar, slams his fist on it, and orders a screwdriver. He is disappointed to learn, however, that neither vodka nor orange juice have been invented yet. So he orders a mead instead.

Ragnarok turns around, leaning his elbows on the bar and sipping gingerly on the mead as he looks around the room for someone to dance with.

[Syrius]

Syrius discontinues the epileptic dancing and waves farewell to Mitsuko, she pours Ragnarok a bucket of mead and pushes it down the bar to him.

[Ragnarok]

Ragnarok gulps down the rest of the mead in his cup and catches the large bucket at the last possible second as it slides down the bar. He gives Syrius a saucy wink and a smile as he starts to drink from the bucket.

[Kroz]

Kroz was sitting at the bar when he saw the friek show going on. He decided to humor himself and have a look. As he walked over though he slipped on a banana peal. Cursing as he rose he saw the person with the monkeuy. Kroz being a hothead by nature, charged the monkey and ripped it's head off withing seconds. "Stupid monkey." He puts a few gems and coins on the table of the owner to pay for the monkey and walks over to Syrius's bar. As he walks over to the bar he can't help but notice that everyone is laughing. To show no hard feelings he buys a round of drinks for everyone...that is he buys some habenero Martinis. Soon everyone's hands are burning. Kroz chuckles under his breath and turns back around to the bar and sips is Ichor.

[mures]

INFERNO PhoenixMures enters the bar, not sure what to make of things. "Did somebody say Habañero Martinis?" He orders one from the bar, giving Syrius a sly grin and a wink before making his way to a table (one that is not overturned and still has its legs) to sit and watch the shennanigans.

[sativ]

sativ ascends from the shadows and orders a drink.

[Nidea]

Nidea slips into the bar and casually walks over to the bar tender to order a drink. She slips him the money and she graps the drink and walks over to a dimly lit table. Knowing of her weak tolerance of alchohal, she continues to drink the glass, until it is empty. Her vision blurrs and she can't think straight. She tries to walk to the bartender for another drink, but only manages to walk a few steps, until she passes out.

[onedarkdemon1]

onedarkdemon picks up nidea and teleports her home and then asks for an apple cider

[Nidea]

Nidea looks up at the unknown face. Since she is drunk, she thinks nothing of it. She tries to stand up....then falls. Embarresed, she tries to get up. Her weak legs begin to wobble and then collapse. She looks up at the stranger and then passes out once more.

[lostsoul]

enters quietly threw the door and takes a seat at the bar...
"give me something strong.."

[Eris]

::plops down next to lostsoul::
Hi! Want an Apple?

[lostsoul]

::shakes his head::

no.. thanks anyway


::takes a strong draw of his drink::

[Eris]

::toys with the bowl of snax at her elbow::
Mister Bartender? Can I have something with an umbrella in it?
Maybe a Slow Djinn Fizz?

[lostsoul]

::pays for the two drinks::

[onedarkdemon1]

pays for an apple cider then takes drunken people home

[Eris]

::gets BRAINFREEZE!!::

[lostsoul]

::chuckles and takes a draw from his drink::

[Eris]

OWowowow...
Y'know, it's actually kinda neat...I see sparklies!
:D

[lostsoul]

::laughs:: :lol:

[Bartelby]

Bartelby, the wayfaring bard from the west, enters and sits down at the bar.
"I'll have an Elven Fizzywine, please." :)

[Syrius]

*winks and pours the drink before heading away with a mop and bucket*

You know, the Trolls around here are so messy!

[Crim]

Enters the bar and notices a few changes from the last time he had visited. Sits in the same dimly lit seat in the back and orders a glass of wine.

[Perrin]

:Yawns as he walks into the bar and sits next to Crim:
"Humm, so you have been here before? Excuse me but this is my first time is this bar any good by chance?"
:looks at him as he wispers whiping his eyes clear of water from his nap:

[Eris]

::wanders in, and licks lostsoul. Twice.::
You wouldn't believe who I just saw return to town...
::blinks::
ME!!

[Fritz]

:wanders in and orders a Jack Daniels.

Make that straight up.

My best friends are the Daniels': Charlie and Jack.

[JackZackson]

:wanders in:

Jack you say?

[Perrin]

:slaps the jack danials out of Fritz's hand screaming and stumbling drunkenly as he falls onto the counter:
"Jakkyy boiii owsss meess twentyy buckss." :oops:

[Uzxhra]

Uzxhra walks in. He nods to Syrius and says, "Me would like beer, wine, spirits AN' coktails, one each of dem all, thank Ye!". He then proceeds to an available, empty corner table and sits down.

A foul stench emanates from him, and flies drop dead in the vicinity.

[Syrius]

*blocks her nose to take Uzxhra the alcohol and runs away gagging*

[Darcia]

Glides around Syrius as she scurries back to the bar, holding her nose.

:Hangs his cloak on a wooden peg, sits at the bar, and orders a tall glass of elven wine.

[JackZackson]

:looks around and shrugs:

Hmmmm looks like No-one needs a Jack.

Oh well I'll have the strongest drink you have... I'm going to be efficient about this rather than spend my time drinking many drinks.

[lostsoul]

*splats jack and gives eris a lick-in-a-box*




*like a jack-in-the-box then puts jack in a box*

[JackZackson]

:Trollish voice emerges from a box:

Man that was a strong drink

[Uzxhra]

Uzxhra accepts the drinks and pays for them, "Thank Ye, Syrius!"

He then proceeds to mix the drinks in a single pitcher, drinking the resulting liquid down in a single gulp! "*Boouurp!* Ahh, dat sure hit ta spot! An' whaddya know, familar faces... Heya, Zack and Lost!"

[JackZackson]

:arm emerges from a box and turns the crank on the side:

Dum de dum de dumpity dum dum de dum de dum dum dum de dum de dumpity dum dum dum de dum dum

:is flung from the box and lands in a heap at the bar:

Ouch, hey there what's happening?

[Perrin]

.:begins to sing 99botles of beer on the wall and stops after 45 mumbling this is retarded under his breath walking away:.

[Fritz]

*wanders into the inn

*goes up to the bar and orders a large stein of Dwarven Spirits

*tosses the gold on the bar for the drink and looks around

*spies and empty table against the wall and makes his way to it

*sits with his back to the wall, watching the others in the inn, but keeping an eye on the door, almost as if he is waiting for someone.....

[bratt]

*breezes into the inn, swinging the door behind her

*walks up to the bar and perches on a stool, looking around to see if there is anyone who will buy a girl dwarf a drink

[Fritz]

*notices the new arrival with interst

*also notices there are few female dwarves around

*decides to be a gallant dwarf and signals the serving wench

*whispers something to the serving wench and drops a few coins on her tray

[JackZackson]

:picks himself up off the floor and staggers to the nearest reasonably flat surface to sit down:

Wow that's got some kick to it... I'll have another

[Uzxhra]

Uzxhra lifts his boots on the table, stretching back a bit... "Oy Syrius, a piytcher of ta stro*hic*ngest rotgoot Ye gots, over 'ere!"

After thinking for a moment, he adds, "Ple*hic*asse?"

[Iscariot]

*Looks through the drinks charts to find the Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster, realizes he's mixing genres, blushes suitably, throws a manly giggle and adresses the barmaiden*

I'll have a old, peculiar, whisky on the rocks, and make'em granite.

[Syrius]

*Smiles and makes all the appropriate drinks, walking over to the young lady dwarf*

"Bratt, this one's for you, from the little one in the corner."

*Giggles and walks away to hand the others their beverages*

[Milkboy31]

*walks up behind Fritz and takes a seat next to him.

Howdy old friend... Many days have past since I last saw you in here. Who's the lucky gal? :wink:

[Fritz]

*looks at Milkboy and shrugs.

I don't know, but she's the best lookin' gal I've seen come in here in a long time. I'll let you have the human females. We can leave the Troll and Storm Giant females to Furion. And don't get me started on those <bleep> elves! Can't tell the guys from the gals with that race!

*laughs

Doesn't really matter. My luck has been bad lately anyway.

[Uzxhra]

"Thhh*hic*ankss Syriyoos!"

He then proceeds to chug the pitcher down, with a hearty burp once it has been finished!

[JackZackson]

:nods his thanks to Syrius and tips rather a lot as his vision is somewhat blurred:

Excellent three drinks for the price of one

:makes vague grabbing motions at thin air:

Hey what gives I'm sure I remember these being more substantial last time

[Uzxhra]

"Hey Jack, try aiymiynnnn' at taaa middddle o*hic*nee!"

[JackZackson]

:nods:

Thanks Uz I knew I was doing something wrong

:slowly brings both his hands together and clutches the drink tightly:

Huzzah! No mere drink has defeated me yet

[Uzxhra]

Uzxhra cheers for JackZackson, and takes a swig from his own pitcher, only to find it already empty!

"Errrr.... Syriyousssss, cooold m*hic*e ge*hic*t soooome more, plleeaas*hic*e?"

[Iscariot]

*takes a sip of his drinks, notices distinct dry feeling in mouth, quite contrary to expected sensation of smooth, smoky, slightly burning sensation on palate. Examines glass, finds that it is highly defective, in that it's defintively empty, except from small piece of cold granite.*

Sweet barmaiden, could you be as kind and caring as to refill this glass, post haste?
*Throws long glance at bottle of amber nectare from the Isles of Skye situated on top shelf behind bar*

[DruneSilentarrow]

:Comes in and takes a seat, trying very hard not to steal, he orders a bottle of the finest wine. As he is waiting for his drink he looks around the bar examining the crowd and greeting the few that notice him. He takes out his pipe and starts puffing on it.

[Uzxhra]

Uzxhra waves his hand drunkenly, "Heyaaa D*hic*roone!"

[Buttercup]

Buttercup spots a bottle of the finest wine being opened and promptly introduces herself to Drune.

[DruneSilentarrow]

Greets Uz, and says, "Um, hello Buttercup..." as he carefuly drinks his wine.

[Buttercup]

"Hi! And may I say you have an impressive taste in wine?"

[Uzxhra]

"Pah, pooooor serviyce... Gooess me neeeeds ta driynk me o*hic*wn stuff!"

Uzxhra pulls out his Endless Pocket-Flask of Uzxhra Special Mk.2, and takes a swig of the vile black liquid!

[Pixie]

Pixie slides into a chair opposite Uz, swinging her feet up onto the table with a small thump.

Wotcher!

[Uzxhra]

"Heya Piyx, how ye doiynnnnn'? Iyfffen Ye waaantss soomthin' ta*hic*a drink, ask Syrius, tho shhhee miyte be a taaaad slowww... An' me notsss know iyffen dddey gotts pitcheeer*hic*s Yer siyzzze... Well, sureeeeely one Ye could fiiiiit iyn, but me mean daaat Ye cooold driynk frrom wiythooot ge*hic*ttiyn' squashed!"

Uzxhra laughs heartily!

[Pixie]

She grins at him,

You're alright, thanks. I don't want a drink anyway.

[Uzxhra]

"Whaa? Meethoughtttt me aas*hic*k howww Yaa doiyn'? Of cooorse me knowww howww me meesellf doiyn'... Methiy*hic*nks!"

Uzxhra laughs again!

[Pixie]

She beams at him,

I was just er...wandering through..yeah, that was it, I was just wandering by...no mischief of course...Nope...

She pushes something discreetly further into her pocket..


..And then....I saw you!

[Uzxhra]

"Well, me sooooppposes me *hic*not daaat easy ta miyss!

Uzxhra chuckles drunkenly.

[DruneSilentarrow]

"I try not to drink the cheap stuff. The hangovers are soooo much worse."

[Pixie]

She winks,

Who would wanna miss you anyway?

[JackZackson]

:goes to shakes Uz's hand an misses:

Huh? How much have I had to drink anyway

[Pixie]

She ducks the flying hand,

Wooh, easy tiger

[JackZackson]

:tries to focus:

You're not Uzish hand... dat veery rarely talks

[Pixie]

She grins,

I wouldn't be so sure if I were you

[JackZackson]

:sways:

Aboot da talking or aboot you bein' a hand?

[DruneSilentarrow]

:sips his Arabellan Dry and looks around.

[Leah]

Leah entered in, taking a seat at the counter. "Hello there," she said pleasantly, "I'd like an ale, please." She was heartily looking forward to a good mug of ale after a long day seeking the dragon in the forest.

[Fritz]

:tosses a coin on the bar to pay for the new comer's drink.

Welcome to the Realm. I hope your fights are successful and your opponents loaded with much gold and experience.

:goes back to sipping his Dwarven Spirits, keeping a wary eye on the door......

[Buttercup]

Buttercup sees that Fritz is paying for drinks and suddenly becomes fascinated by everything he says.

[Fritz]

:waves the barkeep over.

:whispers something to the barkeep and hands him a coin.

:sits back and watches as the barkeep delivers a bottle of "Ninja Pirate Rum" to BC.

[MonkeymanJ]

MonkeymanJ walks in and slowly manouvers to one of the darkest tables and sobs about his crappy love life that no one really cares about... he yells ONE COC|<TAIL PLEASE!!!

[Tardadtenjo]

wow!

I'm an annoying twit!!

regards, Tardadtenjo

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal arrives, then hauls Tardadtenjo into prison, where he sits and contemplates what his proper role in society should be.

[Shiqra]

*thinks it is in the Soylent Green factory where all the other annoying spamming twits ought to be...*

[Grim Jestor]

...the Grim Jestor appears quite suddenly, sitting at a table which was previously empty. Although he has not spoken or even made eye contact, Syrius quickly brings him a glass of single-malt scotch whiskey--on the rocks--setting it on the table in front of him silently. He nods in thanks, and offers an ancient gold coin as payment. He sits there for awhile, lost in thought and sipping his drink, largely ignoring the other patrons.


...after a few minutes, contemplating things, he looks up and begins to speak, "there is a story in the air, which does not as yet exist. i invite you to visit the story and take it where you will, dreamers and thinkers, together. the story has a beginning, ambiguous it may be, and the direction depends on all of you, it would seem..."

the glass is still sitting upon the table, empty now, but not a trace of the Grim Jestor can be seen... save for the grin floating in the air nearby. gradually, it too is gone and only the barkeep remembers him...

[DarkMaster]

walks in orders a drink and was going to sit with Jestor but he's gone

[Grim Jestor]

...the Grim Jestor, watching quietly through a wizard's eye, is aware of the hitherto unknown Dark Master noticing his absence. Whether he is friend of foe the Jestor does not know, and decides to observe until he can be sure... "Perhaps a chance meeting ought to be arranged," the Grim One says to no one in particular -- for in this place of shadows the Jestor is quite alone -- and the view through his wizard's eye fades back to black. the Grim Jestor knows that there is no such thing as random chance, and although he tends to get a little theatrical, someone taking such obvious notice awakens a strange sense of foreboding in the air....

[Eris]

::Eris raises an eyebrow upon entering, buts says nothing. She begins to hum tunelessly, smiling::

[chevytruckdood]

:::strolls in nonchalantley ...quickly looking around and deciding who has the largest purse or most valuable gear....::::

[Eris]

::Eris heads towards the privvy, "accidentally" bumping into Chevytruckdood on the way. UNlike most, she doesn't try to pick his pocket, but merely leaves something behind: after Deftly slipping an apple with the word Kallisti carved into it into Chev's pocket, she continues on, humming tunelessly.

[chevytruckdood]

:::finds a good corner with a good view of the entire scene and posts up while looking through a dragon hunting for dummies book:::

[chevytruckdood]

:::puts the book down and searches through his pocket for gold, but finds something he didnt not remeber having...then pulls it out and finds an apple with a word carved in to it.......looks at the apple wondering about it. and sets it down ontop of the book. :::::

[Eris]

:: peeks her head back inside the tavern, hoping the blast didn't cause too much mayhem, then notices that her apple is just sitting there::

Hrm. Yes. Hello, there. Hey, nice Apple!
::reaching out and grabbing the apple::
"Kallisti"... that means something, I think. Hmm, your applestem looks weird. Let me fix that... :p There!
::As she rips out the stem and hands it back to the dude, she quickly backs away towards the door::
:D
Weird...never saw one start smoking before, Wellgottagobyebyenow!

[chevytruckdood]

::looks at her with an eyebrow up.::..well bye!::notices her odd behavior before he notices the smoking apple.....:::HEY!.... :::throws it toward the female restroom which the doors propped open....(Wouldnt want the mens restroom out of order now)and moves down to the otherside of the bar...:::

[Sadeve]

Beer all the way. Ill drink wine to be polite, if its offered, but I dont much care for it.

[Jman]

*Enters the tavern, and approaches the Barmaid* "1 Cocktail please, Miss." *He sits down at one of the bar stools.*