What Really Infuriates You?!?!?!

[Angul]

So what really infuriates you? Vent your rage here

You know what maddens me? Being banned from the lotgd because some anonymous [sp?] person tries to log into my account and the site automatically bans me. You really do have to hate seeing:

"You fall under a ban currently in place on this website: Automatic System Ban: Too many failed login attempts."

This happened to me first thing this morning when I attempted to log on. Grrrrrr.....


So what makes you just want to blow your top?

[Pwyll]

Server lag. Running out of posts during a crucial conversation. Downgrades to a creature I've already paid for.

You spelled "anonymous" correctly, by the way. :)

[AlleyKat]

Being killed by Banana does turn me a little touchy.... :x

[MightyE]

The auto ban is IP based. I couldn't prevent you from being able to log in to your account by failing to log in to your account too many times unless I was on the same IP address as you. If you're in a situation where multiple users have the same public IP address (such as at many universities), then one person could get the entire block of people who have the same IP locked out.

[Mitsuko]

AOL and Compuserve also have similar problems with shaped IPs. It's happened to me before. A PERMANENT ban because someone thought the name "JCPisafag"(or something like that) was cute...*rolls her yes* Oh-so adorable...And I've also had the same problem on the school computers.

[Angul]

Another thing that infuriates me are viruses in my computer which is possibly the reason for my ban. It was a trojan horse so that is entirely possible. Getting 7 viruses in my computer in the 3 days between virus scans is ridiculous.

I understand the reason for the autoban. It's a good idea it just sometimes backfires on me.

[mysticii]

what fustrates me is that i was stupid enough to acciently challenge myself and got banned for it :oops:

but what really get me steamed is challenging a farmcreature and get utterly humiliated :(

[LadyPhoenix]

Getting 7 viruses in my computer in the 3 days between virus scans is ridiculous.

You need a better virus scanner. I suggest PC-Cillin. (*shudders and the numbers of people that think Norton works well*)

As far as game playing goes, the only thing that irks me is dying on my first turn to Stonehenge. I can't really think of anything at all that makes me blow my top, though.

[Mitsuko]

-Annoying newbies that stalk you, and then are no longer newbies..but STILL stalk you..

-The newbie from above is ressurected after months of thinking he was gone from your life

-The Gypsy with the Evil Eye coming for you multiple times in one night.

-Being killed by the same person day after day after day after day for two weeks straight...for no reason...

Those are what just popped up...

[Artemiss]

Being haunted, and then having very low spirits the next day.
1% interest rate when I need the money most.
People pestering me for money several days in a row.
The same questions being asked repeatedly in the village square.
Needing to leave in the middle of a conversation.
Running out of posts, which happens annoyingly frequently.
Being hit for 1 hp damage, and missing out on a flawless fight.

...and many others.

[Arachnid]

People that use "?!?!?!?!" in a question.

[Voratus]

Teamkillers in Halo

[Xecutioner]

Cheaters on Socom: 1 & 2 Online!
They're cheap
They're stupid
Some are bad at cheating,
Some are not.
Some like to glitch,
Some like to use GameShark.
Some like to camp in a wall,
Some like to jump out of a wall.
I HATE CHEATERS IN SOCOM ONLINE!
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If anyone here plays... My name is [GI ] Charger. I lead my clan.

[Ghost]

It infuriates me that I've spent 40 gems on health yesterday, when there's suddenly a limited mount available without prior information on this.

Bah.

[Terron]

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If anyone here plays... My name is [GI ] Charger. I lead my clan.


I started playing Socom II online last weekend. I stink though, but I have been improving every time I play. I have been sticking to Frostbite board. First I had the wrong set up so my buttons were all messed up, but I fixed that. I think in less than 2 hours of game time, I have less than 10 kills and get killed atleast 95% of the time. The offline game is a little slow for me, I only played half way through the first board. But I do like the online play. my log on is gpete13.

[mysticii]

lonestrider: carrying over 100 gems, level 1 with no buffs, half beaten to death...need i say more?

[Elessa]

lonestrider...hmmm...

tis why i have placed a pike near a castle gate to await the day that i may possibly place his head upon said pike. i doth not enjoy any encounter i have ever with him whilst in the forest.

[silentrob]

lonestrider: carrying over 100 gems, level 1 with no buffs, half beaten to death...need i say more?

Same exact situation here... That's when I gave up on saving for the LP, and put those 90 gems I had left towards HP.

[Talisman]

When my favorite server is offline...can't get my fix!

[Booger]

try lvl 1, almost 1700 gems and running into strider twice ;)

this happened to me on alpha few days ago...

[JCP]

Annoying/stupid farmies who are in a clan.

I have a lot of patience, and normally when new players ask about stuff that is covered in the FAQ, or behave inappropriately, I can handle it.

But when they have a clan tag, it gets me upset.

It's not a rational response (which upsets me even more), but this makes me very angry - so angry I've considered giving clan leaders the same bans that the players earn (if any).

I guess that I view accepting someone into a clan as an act of friendship, and not something that should be given to someone who just signed on and does not know how to conduct themselves.

At the very least their new clan mates should educate them.

[Sneakabout]

I do agree with ye there, it makes me hesitate as they *should* know better.

[Elessa]

Annoying/stupid farmies who are in a clan.

I have a lot of patience, and normally when new players ask about stuff that is covered in the FAQ, or behave inappropriately, I can handle it.

But when they have a clan tag, it gets me upset.

It's not a rational response (which upsets me even more), but this makes me very angry - so angry I've considered giving clan leaders the same bans that the players earn (if any).

I guess that I view accepting someone into a clan as an act of friendship, and not something that should be given to someone who just signed on and does not know how to conduct themselves.

At the very least their new clan mates should educate them.

i would like to make a couple observations in this regard:

1. i don't understand how a clan can accept someone who has just come to the server and hasn't established an identity or personality. i have seen farmies with clan tags at level 2. how do ye know if they fit the composition of the clan and the community microcosm that a clan essentially is?

2. if a clan is established that accepts farmies, they should be required to have an orientation upon acceptance of the farmie. whether it is a yom that states in addition to "welcome" a guide to where to garner information such as the FAQs and this forum. they need to have someone be the mentor to the lost ones in their clan.

i have been observing the dynamics here for 6 months as i know many here from another server, recently decided to come to the foreground, and joined a clan myself.

i note that the moderators spend an inordinate amount of time trying to assist the newcomers. if the clans accepting farmies can aid in the education of those in their brotherhoods, it would be a boon to the process.

otherwise, i suggest that the all the clans be established to only accept players with a minimum number of dks to ensure that the person is familiar with the mechanics of the game and they have a feel for the personality of the potential member.

[Talisman]

The problem is there are no such requirements to create a clan - have the gold and gems and create it. I'm sure a few are for the sole purpose of the 'prestige' of having the clan tag, and the founders/officers/members have no interest in doing anything except display their tag.

And I agree with JCP about farmies in clans should have a much better concept of what is acceptable and what is not.

[Elessa]

The problem is there are no such requirements to create a clan - have the gold and gems and create it.

then i believe it is time to begin having requirements for the establishment of a clan beyond the requisite expense of wealth.

as this online community continues to grow, like it or not ye have a society. society is governed by rules to bring order out of chaos.

[BLOODDRAGON]

well alot of people invite there friends to play here and so they admit them into there clan or tell there leader that they know them in real life or bla bla bla and so thats probably how some level 1 farmies are in clans

[JCP]

We are trying to come up with better clan management.

But yes, I think any clan accepting farmies should provide some sort of orientation. I just can't enforce that.

(Thanks for the support!)

[Talisman]

Pretty much impossible to enforce how leadership actually leads their clan, but perhaps it's time for penalties for clans which have members consistently causing problems?

[Sneakabout]

I be one of the guilty parties here as I run a clan with no requirements... but I do think that ye should be able to join a clan straight away if ye want.

However, I have suggested in other places that if someone gets banned (or put in a jail which may come soon) then they should immediately be ejected from any clas which they may be part of - they can rejoin after the term has ended and 'tis up to them to explain their sudden departure.

'Tisn't really a problem of the clans, but of people using the clan tag to protect them from banning - I'll post an intro in me clan hall to keep them behaving though.....

[Talisman]

In my mind, there is nothing wrong with having no requirements to join a clan. I think the point is that when someone is accepted into a clan, the leaders, officers and other members should be assuming some responsibility to aid newer players to understand the rules particular to the server.

I used to run a clan in a first-person shooter game (I know, not quite the same thing) and we didn't have any real requirements to join - we welcomed noobs as well as vets. We did have an expectation that they would be good sports and courteous at all times so as not to reflect poorly on our clan tag. As such, we all made an effort to teach our new members the rules and protocols to enable that.

Of course, not all clans in that game shared our attitude, nor can we expect all clans in LotGD to do so...but it would be nice.... :wink:

[Mitsuko]

In our clan, DDS, I don't accept or decline people unless instructed (Leon spent the gems and money, he has first rights in my eyes..for now.)

I DO watch out for questions and trouble-makers and inactive people. I usually don't answer stupid questions, and neither does Leon so...it's pretty good from our end...I guess...@.@

[mysticii]

im a clan leader myself (EoF), and i try to accept experienced players by only allowing people in my clan who are online regularly and have leveled past level 1 farmie.

any more restrictions and i wont have much of a clan, i agree that the farmies should be educated, but it's hard if they are not given the opportunity. i guess i dont mind if they ask stupid questions, cos i just direct them to the faq and the forums.

since everyone in my clan knows they are meant to be evil (especially to JCP and the other admins), i think that is the only requirement i truely require :twisted:

[Tanis]

Back to the topic...

People who put peanut butter or Vegemite in the fridge.
People who put burnt matches back in a matchbox.

That's all I'll admit to for now :)

Edit: b u t t e r is a curse word?

[Sholva]

I takes an effort to tick me off but usually telemarketers manage to do it. Yesterday I was having a pretty decent day untill I got a call. "Would you like to buy this crappy magazine? You'll get a crappy book and a crappy compilation CD for free."

[BLOODDRAGON]

I takes an effort to tick me off but usually telemarketers manage to do it. Yesterday I was having a pretty decent day untill I got a call. "Would you like to buy this crappy magazine? You'll get a crappy book and a crappy compilation CD for free."

those are the people you vent whatever anger you had that day ( or you can even make up some), just cuse them out, it always brings a smile to my face when i do so :wink:

[Stang]

so BD would being in an odd mood & having Jehovah's Wittnesses knock on your door & instead of them converting you you pretend to be a satanist & try to convert them be the same ? :twisted:

[BLOODDRAGON]

so BD would being in an odd mood & having Jehovah's Wittnesses knock on your door & instead of them converting you you pretend to be a satanist & try to convert them be the same ? :twisted:'
OH MY GOD :!:

that is the best idea i have EVER, EVER heard oh i gotta right that down! i love that thats brilliance :idea: !

:twisted: WHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Sholva]

so BD would being in an odd mood & having Jehovah's Wittnesses knock on your door & instead of them converting you you pretend to be a satanist & try to convert them be the same ? :twisted:

That's old news... try grabbing one of them by the wrist and yell to someone in the house something like "HEY! Lit the candles. Those live sacrifices that we ordered just came." Works like a charm ;)

one I tried to tell them jokes but they only liked knock-knock -jokes :(

[Stang]

well i haven't had any Jehovah's Wittnesses since i tried to convert them to Satanism :twisted:
So at least that worked. The time before i answered the door with my samuri sword in my hand but apparently that didn't scare them away good enough.

[Stang]

gee is it obvious i don't like strange people knocking on my door ? :lol:

[morgainennis]

what gets me? hm, ignorance, fear of the unknown, the vegetable people...the dead, the couples in love, the act ot marriage

oh, about the game...the fact that I still do not understand this game, and It's frustrating, but hey, for my first day, just say...hello...is there anybody in here? Cause it's crowed and it's cold...in my secret life. :?

[BLOODDRAGON]

How in heck are you mad at Dead people, what did they ever do to you?

[morgainennis]

You did not understand...it gets to me...it's making me bad...well. let say I feel things...that happened...memories...old .I hate old houses, old churches, or any closed places, or underground...I feel the energy vampires from miles away...I fear past...and memories...so if U don't get it, don't blame me for sharing my opinion...sorry to disturb you...

[BLOODDRAGON]

naw thats cool i know a few friends like that, they hate going into my basement ( which is a shame since my room and the entertainment room is down there)

[morgainennis]

Well, laugh all U want and be safe...and I apologize again for making U angry or nervous...you have more time then I do, so farewell...and may your way be covered with wisdom and knowledge...

[Mungo-licious]

those are the people you vent whatever anger you had that day ( or you can even make up some), just cuse them out, it always brings a smile to my face when i do so :wink:
This actually works well for people on both ends of the phone. I have two friends who worked at one time as telemarketers. Basically their jobs are incredibly boring. They don't even have to dial the phone numbers, the computer does it for them. The wait all day for the crazy guy that goes off on them, breaking the monotony. They even used to have competitions with their coworkers as to who got the craziest person.

So, you get rid of stress, and they get something to entertain them.

[BLOODDRAGON]

i like the telemarkets who dont kow english very well and have a heavy accent so most of the time they believe what i say such as a telemarket called and asked if i had a TV with a DVD play and a vcr and i told him " oh no we have no use for thoughs blasted TVs but yes we do have a DVD/VCR machine" and he asked why we had one without haveing a TV and i told him " well it looked really cool and we thought it would be a good conversation started when we have company over"

i mean he didnt catch on that i was lieing like a rug to him

[mya]

being killed while sleeping

timing out and being killed

having a speical even pop up and getting killed because of it

losing charm for going into the inn when i work so hard to get the charm up

having that stupid riddle guy take some of your gold because you couldn't answer is really hard riddle

fighting tough monsters that give you 5 gold!!

being constanly killed my barrons centiorons counts gods acrhangels bloodthirstys and so on every time i log out!!!! :x

having no gems at all!! (man do i need gems!!)

that's all i can vent out now im sure something else will drive me insane soon enough

[BLOODDRAGON]

being killed while sleeping

timing out and being killed

having a speical even pop up and getting killed because of it

losing charm for going into the inn when i work so hard to get the charm up

having that stupid riddle guy take some of your gold because you couldn't answer is really hard riddle

fighting tough monsters that give you 5 gold!!

being constanly killed my barrons centiorons counts gods acrhangels bloodthirstys and so on every time i log out!!!! :x

having no gems at all!! (man do i need gems!!)

that's all i can vent out now im sure something else will drive me insane soon enough

bloodthirstys :lol: we all know who that is

[Hypatia]

I don't like people who create characters just to advertise something.
Or people who swear a lot.
Or people who are rude to me when I'm trying to help.

I'm saddend by the large number of people who don't know the difference between your and you're, there, their and they're. Two, to, and too... you get the point. If you're unsure of which one, I'll be happy to help!

[Angul]

I'm saddend by the large number of people who don't know the difference between your and you're, there, their and they're. Two, to, and too... you get the point. If you're unsure of which one, I'll be happy to help!

Meh, I just make typos. I know full well the difference between every one of those words.

[Sholva]

To err is human. Nitpicking about it is not.

My ex-girlfriend used to nitpick about every single typo I made... and she still does that (to someone else). It was driving me nuts. We all make typos and mistakes (I'm sure you do too). It's natural, right? Accept the fact and don't lose your sleep ;)

...and remember kids: "Once is an error, twice is jazz"

EDIT:

And no. Nitpickers don't infuriate me at all. I've learned to live with them.

[Hypatia]

I've almost given up on correcting people, on the homophone usage. I used to be really annoying about it, but now I don't usually say anything unless it's brought up by somebody else. It just bothers me.
And I don't mind typos, I just tease people about them. I do make typos, and have been known to type entire phrases in the wrong order. ("I don't have a good name for heads." Direct quote of what I accidentally typed in the square.)

[GOLD]

1: Yoresh
2: need a little more exp to gain LV, then traveling to other areas only to get Waylaid Multiple times & dying Which takes away all the exp you worked hard in gaining :twisted:

[Syrius]

Villiage idiots.

(You all know what I mean, the ones in the square who dont listen to any advice, even when they ask for it, then get abusive because they feel picked on)

[Turambar]

Dieing just before you were about to bank all your gold after a hard days work does it for me.

[Syrius]

This ones not game related but it really p.. um I mean, upsets me. Its when people call my house, Im not home and the answer machine picks it up, then instead of saying something, ANYTHING, they hang up and leave my machine full of beep-beep-beep messages.

[none90810]

I've only played a few days and I'm really getting ticked off. My character is ALWAYS in low spirts. I lose 1 or 2 forest fights everyday. I only get 10 fights a day IF I don't lose any forest fights. I've NEVER played a version of LORD that screws with the players this much. Its not just losing forest fights. Its also a lot of random crap that happens where I lose charm, cash and experiance. :( Hell at the Inn I asked the bard to play and a *bleeping* string snaps and hits me in the eye. I lost hit points and was pissed 'cause I'm low on cash. Then in the forest I'm now fighting creatures that are kicking my ass now BUT I haven't leveled up. The previous day I didn't have a lot of trouble fighting monsters. But for some odd reason they are now kicking the shit out of me. Again I stress I haven't leveled up yet and I've bought new armor. I'm losing forest fights because I have to run. So I decide to go slumming and sometimes that same crap happens even when I'm slumming! :evil: Whatelse....Oh that damn barkeep is a thief!!!!! :evil: Arrggghh!!!!!

I just had to vent....I feel a little better.

[Syrius]

Trust me, I know what its like, but days do come where it makes up for it! You'll get a string of good and happy's.

Keep on going, it'll even out!

(by the way, I've had some 'vents' too...but I did them in the game...oops)

:mrgreen:

[mures]

Villiage idiots.

(You all know what I mean, the ones in the square who dont listen to any advice, even when they ask for it, then get abusive because they feel picked on)

Ditto. Enough said!

[lostsoul]

the living irritate me.....

[WWWWolf]

Single most annoying thing is minding my own business, getting almost enough XP to the next level, going in inn, and next day noting that someone has punched the XP bar back to the middle. Used to be a real problem when I was a farmie, but it has generally not been a problem since all these extra turns and stuff :)

The equally annoying and *still* common problem is punching tons of monsters and not having enough money on healing afterwards... that means a trip to the bank. And you're supposed to make profit in the woods. Grrr.

And, of course, the everyone's favorite, accidentally spending money on something silly like healing and not having enough to stay in the inn.

[trefalgo]

I hate it when people pretend they are above me. I also hate high maintainence females! They are way to clingy, also i hate it when i am a few cents short for the Turnpike on my way to work!!!

[Ithilden]

I hate it when you have a assistant manager (or manager, supervisor, whatever.) that think they know it all and end up messing up your work, thus giving you more work, then pretend it was someone elses fault and force you to fix it. :evil:

I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING! that is all, thankyou.

[Eris]

Order.

[YurianStonebow]

Consumers.

[Nightwind]

tedium

[Buttercup]

"freedom" fries

[Furion]

Tacos.

:runs far and fast!

I love tacos!

[Darcia]

Twins.

and trophies!

[PiRa]

Waking up 2 minutes into sleep for no good reason (it's so hard for me just to fall asleep...) oh, and people who steal my food :evil:

The list goes on but I'd like all of you to think that I'm a nice guy.

Twins.
I like twins!

[Valancy]

i've been at a certain level for... weeks! and i keep either dying when i try to use PvP as a quick pick-me-up for the experience, and when i live, then somebody plucks me out of the fields or elsewhere for a swift little PvP and destroys me. i have been anywhere between 24k exp and 31k but haven't been able to level-up. i think i shall cry :(

[PiRa]

i've been at a certain level for... weeks! and i keep either dying when i try to use PvP as a quick pick-me-up for the experience, and when i live, then somebody plucks me out of the fields or elsewhere for a swift little PvP and destroys me. i have been anywhere between 24k exp and 31k but haven't been able to level-up. i think i shall cry :(
I've been in that situation many times before. Actually I'm in one of them right now! It know can be fustrating but I'm sure you'll make it through. What I do is calm down a bit, avoid PvPs for a while and just hit the forest (Thrillseeking is a good idea if you have a good mount).

It might take an extra game day to get back to where you were initially but it's a lot less fustrating than getting clobbered in PvP again (you can even lose fights that you seemed sure to win, that's a proven fact!). Oh, and also try to stay at the Inn, at least people will think twice before going to your room. Even if you lose 5% from being attacked you can get that back easily from the forest.

Hope this helps and good luck with you DK. :wink:

And I thought of another thing that infuriates me; being forced to go to social gatherings... especially if I'm sleepy and/or hungry.

[Darcia]

Waking up 2 minutes into sleep for no good reason (it's so hard for me just to fall asleep...) oh, and people who steal my food :evil:

The list goes on but I'd like all of you to think that I'm a nice guy.

Twins.
I like twins!I was referring to the baseball team :P Furion will get the humor in that! Won't you Furion :D And I like sister twins as well PiRa :wink:

[Furion]

Oh no! She hates my baseball team! :D I thought it was bad enough having them out of the playoffs and having a miserable season, and now this....... :)

How did you know I love the Twins and baseball? Nice Darcia!

[Acemaster]

<offtopic> You mentioned once that your avatar was of some Twins guy. I'm a bit surprised you aren't converting to the Nationals, they are actually doing semi-decent. </offtopic>

[Furion]

<offtopic> because their general management is stupid, and their are only five likable players on that team: Guillen (always plays hard), Johnson (keep walking man, you are invaluable), Hernandez (most abused arm in baseball), Patterson (everyone had given up on him), and Church (doesn't complain, just keeps playing). </offtopic>

[Marcus]

<ontopic> Romances between two of the same person's alts. Must...control...fist...of...death... </ontopic>

[Marcus]

*cracks knuckles and grins evilly* With pleasure...

[Milkboy31]

Romances with yourself.... yeah something about that just seems.... .... .... disturbing.

[Darcia]

Oh no! sHE hates my baseball team! :D I thought it was bad enough having them out of the playoffs and having a miserable season, and now this....... :)

How did you know I love the Twins and baseball? Nice Darcia! :oops: :x

So yeah, GUY > GIRL, and I knew about your infamous baseball and twins from your avatar. Acemaster seems to have known as well. But I have to say, being called a "she", was pretty infuriating.

[Milkboy31]

Dying to a PVP fight that you should have EASILY won because the RNG hates you for a day...

Yeah... you're 30 DKs under me.... But Traders regularly kill Warlocks... so.. you know.... whatever.... :roll:

[Furion]

Oh no! sHE hates my baseball team! :D I thought it was bad enough having them out of the playoffs and having a miserable season, and now this....... :)

How did you know I love the Twins and baseball? Nice Darcia! :oops: :x

So yeah, GUY > GIRL, and I knew about your infamous baseball and twins from your avatar. Acemaster seems to have known as well. But I have to say, being called a "she", was pretty infuriating.

Oops. Sorry. No gender on the forums, sounded female. :oops: :oops:

[Darcia]

Oh no! sHE hates my baseball team! :D I thought it was bad enough having them out of the playoffs and having a miserable season, and now this....... :)

How did you know I love the Twins and baseball? Nice Darcia! :oops: :x

So yeah, GUY > GIRL, and I knew about your infamous baseball and twins from your avatar. Acemaster seems to have known as well. But I have to say, being called a "she", was pretty infuriating.

Oops. Sorry. No gender on the forums, sounded female. :oops: :oops:No problemo :D

[Marcus]

I would like to add "People who think everything is about them" and "People who don't just quiet down and accept the way things are, but instead refuse to let a topic die" to the list of infuriations.

[Buttercup]

But, but everything is about me, isn't it? Why won't you answer my post? You didn't wave when I entered the square, why are you ignoring me?

hehehe

[Darcia]

But, but everything is about me, isn't it? Why won't you answer my post? You didn't wave when I entered the square, why are you ignoring me?

hehehedon't mock me!!

[YurianStonebow]

:steps in before things come to blows.

Let's try to remain civil while injecting humor into conversations, shall we?

[Darcia]

:steps in before things come to blows.

Let's try to remain civil while injecting humor into conversations, shall we?Sorry, I was being sarcastic with Buttercup.. I thought what she said was really funny, and tried to play off it. :oops:

[Buttercup]

For the record, I knew that Darcia was joking.

[Furion]

:grins at Yurian.

:bows to his superior skillz. :D

You aren't the first one to misunderstand the written word, my friend. I have done so many a time. Soooo...

I add misunderstanding what someone is saying online!

[YurianStonebow]

Prank callers. *urge to kill... rising...*

[Buttercup]

Prank callers. *urge to kill... rising...*

:calls up Yurian
*giggle* Is your Gryphon running? *giggle giggle*

[Acemaster]

Hurricanes. Rawr.

[Milkboy31]

though destructive... the clouds make for some amazing photographs.... ;-)

[Pixie]

Am totally lost.

w00

I hate the internet

And computers

Arrr.

[JackZackson]

Am totally lost.

w00

I hate the internet

And computers

Arrr.

Whenever life get you down, Pixie
And things seem hard or tough.
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,
And you feel that you've had quite enu-hu-hu-huuuuff!

Just - re-member that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
and revolving at 900 miles an hour,
It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned,
the sun that is the source of all our power.

The Sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour,
of the Galaxy we call the Milky Way.

Our Galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars,
it's 100,000 light-years side-to-side,
It bulges in the middle, 16,000 light-years thick,
but out by us it's just 3000 light-years wide.

We're 30,000 light-years from galactic central point,
we go round every 200 million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
in this amazing and expanding universe.

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
in all of the directions it can whizz,
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light you know,
twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.

So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
how amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
because there's very little down here on Earth

[Diorama]

Awesome. If that was quoted from memory I salute you, sir!

[Pixie]

Impressive :)

Memory? Wha? Whassa? 0_o

[JackZackson]

Awesome. If that was quoted from memory I salute you, sir!

Memory I wish!

Let me introduce you to a friend of mine called Google

[Iscariot]

*observes that JackZ has Bowdlerized (look it up) Eric Idles original lyrics just a tad in the last stanza* 8)

[JackZackson]

*observes that JackZ has Bowdlerized (look it up) Eric Idles original lyrics just a tad in the last stanza* 8)

Aye that I have... gotta keep it family friendly

[Iscariot]

I thought that mainly was a naugthy word in english, not american..

Oh well what do I know. :D

//Consumer warning: Iscariot is Not family friendly in RealLife. Keep away from children. Iscariot is tested on animals, although only on ugly animals, not cute, little, furry ones. //

[JackZackson]

I thought that mainly was a naugthy word in english, not american..

Oh well what do I know. :D

//Consumer warning: Iscariot is Not family friendly in RealLife. Keep away from children. Iscariot is tested on animals, although only on ugly animals, not cute, little, furry ones. //

JackZackson is neither American nor English... however he'd rather be safe than sorry when it comes to posting here

[Julietta]

People who judge people by apperance.

[Iscariot]

Oh yes, I agree that is much better to be safe than sorry. I was actually just wondering if it was you who had done the Bowdlerizing, or if someone actually had posted it like that on the net. (The horror and blasphemy) :D

Eric Idle would be turning in his grave. Granted: He's not dead yet, but he would turn nevertheless had he been in a grave. Well actually since he's not dead he'd probably scream, shout and claw at the coffinlid....

[Seanbaby]

Low budget video games >_>

[DruneSilentarrow]

No food. :cry:

[Seanbaby]

Twitching emoticons >>> :lol:

[Marcus]

People who fail to realize that this is a family friendly game, or are aware of it and deliberately attempt to raise trouble. Talk about being a lifeless loser...don't they have anything better to do? Such as, have a life?

[Pixie]

People who judge people by apperance.

*Noddles*

It can happen a lot with me. People don't actually seem to realise that even people who appaear to be shallow can be deep.
I guess it depends on how I choose to act though.


AAAAGH, twitching smileys!!!!!

*eye twitches*

[ZMoney]

Infuriate is pretty strong. I already waste my time on too many other (mostly) pointless things (like writing papers) to add infuriate to the list.

Not that I'm a beacon of calm. I've been told I get pretty psycho when I'm stuck behind a reaaaallly sloooow driver. :wink:

Sheesh. Speed limits are guidelines anyway...

[kickme]

People who never learn, even after you've told them about fifty times

[PiRa]

People who never learn, even after you've told them about fifty timesB-b-but, just read my sig.

[Pixie]

*Pets*

There, there.

I suppose I shoulda figured out how not to lock myself in cupboards already.

Pffft.

[Furion]

Sheesh. Speed limits are guidelines anyway...

I had an interesting weekend driving back from a trip. The speed limit was 60, and people were averaging 75, with the fast lane going 85. That was FAST!

(Note to all you wonderful non-Americans out there: that's 85 mph, not kmh.)

[ZMoney]

I had an interesting weekend driving back from a trip. The speed limit was 60, and people were averaging 75, with the fast lane going 85. That was FAST!

Old lady! :D

Kidding. Actually I meant being stuck behind a couple of um.. slow drivers, one in front, one in the lane next to me, who're both averaging about 10 miles under the speed limit.

I guess for them the speed limit is a guideline of a different sort...

[Mess]

Indecisiveness. Thats all.

[Leah]

Too much... But most of all false stupidity and those who participate in it.